Posted by Brittany Woolley on 5/10/2019 to
What do you get if you cross an apple with a shellfish?
A crab apple
What type of computer does a horse like to eat?
How do you make an apple turnover?
Push it down hill
What kind of apple isn't an apple?
What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?
Taking a bite and finding half a worm
If an apple a day keeps the doctor away, what does an onion do?
Keeps everyone away
Where do bugs go to watch the big game?
What do you give a horse that has just won the Kentucky Derby?
What did the apple say to the almond?
Why are apples afraid to grow in the United States?
Because they don't want to be as American as apple pie
Why didn't the two worms go into Noah's ark in an apple?
Because everyone had to go in pears
What lives in apples and is an avid reader?
What do you call a fruit that is rough around the edges?
A bad apple
Dad, do you like baked apples?
Yes son, why?
The orchard's on fire.
What kind of apple has a short temper?
A crab apple
What do you get when you cross an apple with a Christmas tree?
What do you call a fruity pop star?
How do you make an apple puff?
Chase it round the garden
How many grams of protein are in an apple pi?
First apple: You look down in the dumps. What's eating you?
Second apple: Worms, I think.
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